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10 reasons New Year is the absolute worst (for me)



 

screenshot of the video below :)
 1. You don't ACTUALLY really want to call or send the broadcast messages on Whatzapp

Seriously, it is freaking exhausting trying to call everyone in your contact list like you are going to die if you don’t. Asides from the obvious reason you don’t want to call people (call credits), you find out you really just don’t feel like. Just the thought of the no content talk is already daunting and on top of that you are an introvert! WELP!


2. The Fireworks

I used to love this as a kid, now I am at the quarter stage of my life and all I want is some damn quiet.


3. The Quiet

The irony of this day is that it can also get too quiet. I stay in a low cost estate and it is like everyone is somewhere else.


4. You don’t actually want to go out

I have friends hitting me up and asking if I am around so we can go hang out at cool spots like I promised a day before. Seriously, go out today? The mere thought of alcohol, party food and small talk is probably making you and i feel nauseous. Wait, What? You want us to go out and breathe actual fresh and see actual people giggling and jumping around? But PHCN just brought the light and I cooked mad fried rice with succulent turkey! And Nonso Amadi’s sound is playing on my LG speakers *perplexed at such insanity*


5. You would rather be in your sleep wear

It is 12 pm and I am still in my sleep wear with the door to my room closed. Ned I say much?
sleeping in my sleepwear


6.  And the Beef on the Jollof rice is terrible

I appreciate people’s effort at wanting to share but personally if it doesn’t taste or look good to you, don’t give it to your neighbors. The last thing anyone wants to do today is eat bad jollof rice, soggy jollof rice. Don’t make them throw it away.


7. Instagram is too happy

You are not a pessimist but you just cant deal with the jolliness that comes with the new year. It just makes you extra depressed especially when you don’t have a job.


8. Your standards and your self-esteem grow shorter

EVERY job, every say is a prospect for your new year. Provided it will make you feel productive.


9. Flat Pocket

The amount of fun you will like to have correlates with the amount of money you are going to spend. If you are from Nigeria you realize it just unwise to spend that little cash for just that day. It might later break you. Just kuku ma thank God for life.


10.  You will forget all of this

By January 1st 2019 you will have convinced yourself that THIS New Year will be totally different to last year's. Lie! It really wont.

Long story short, i am spending my New Year reading Art of War

 and practicing on my video editing skills.
Video is below  

 

did i try or nah?
Do you think the New Year is the worst Too?
Let me know how/why in the comment section

Thanks for reading 

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